When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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At least I know she'll age well...A few months after Best Beloved and myself got together we were enjoying a housewarming party to celebrate her and her housemates moving into a place that wasn't a mouse infested hovel with a fungus problem.*
We were lying on the floor and, as is our wont, diseecting the various talent in the room and mischeviously discussing our desires with regard to each of them, when the door opened and a woman walked in.
Tall, pale skinned, elegant, long dark hair hanging down to her waist. Wearing a low cut red velvet dress and patent leather high heeled boots.
In short, utterly mouthwatering in a slightly goth styl-E.
So, allowing my eyes to run slowly up the seemly endless legs of this women I whispered to Best Beloved, "Who the hell is that ? She's gorgeous."
To get the distinctly amused reply, "That. Is my mother..."
Still together, Didn't sleep with her mum. Still tempted though.
*Yes they were students
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