When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Women driversDriving round to meet the bird's folks for the first time, some whore pulled out in front of me on a roundabout. Cue a long blast of the horn, and me generally acting the tosser behind her for as long as she was ahead of me.
The ex thought it was a magical coincidence that we both arrived at her house at the same time, and blamed destiny or some other crap like that. Bloody hippy.
(, Tue 24 May 2005, 20:33, Reply)
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