When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Jesus Frickin HardcoreNew Girlfriend.
We arrive at her aunty and Uncles place on Xmas eve. We crash for the night in their study - naked on a squab with a thin blanket.
Early in the morn. Knock Knock. It's her aunty - she needs to print her sermon, so she enters in her vicar outfit. SHE IS A FRIGGIN VICAR!
Then her uncle enters, needs a hand with his archbishops ouftit. He apologises for the intrusion but xmas day is their busiest day. HE IS AN ARCH-FRIGGIN BISHOP!!!
We continue to lie naked in the middle of the room under hardly any covering. Then her dad arrives, let's himself in and makes small talk, while i like buck naked next to his lovely daughter.
First time I met any of them. Thank god I never got a 'tent' on.
And I'm sure that the room stank of sex.
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hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Wed 25 May 2005, 2:23,
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