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When my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.

We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.

(, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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Ah in-laws....
...I appear to have had a succession of scary in-laws...

First set - the local family planning nurse. A cross between Olive Oyl and Nanny Ogg from the discworld books. At least once a week she would present me with a selection of 'freebies' to 'test'. Said presentation would be accompanied by a the biggest shit-eating grin you never did see.

The mafioso - a few years back I dated an EXTREMELY upper-middle glass lass from Essex. First meeting with her family round the dining table. in order to make conversation with her rather stand-offish old man I asked him what he did. the answer came back that he worked as a director for a large waste disposal firm. He then regaled me with the tale of the bloke he knew who knew a bloke who 'breaks legs 2 for the price of one'. his daughter, who had never watched The Sopranos couldn't quite understand why I insisted(probably suicidally) as aaddressing him as Tony...

And the current GF folks...first meeting her mum enaged me in a conversation as to why I shouldn't use a particular brand of nail varnish..
(, Wed 25 May 2005, 18:10, Reply)

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