Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Daughter aged 2 and a bitMy parents had decided to visit the household while Nell was running about, all excited and happy to see her grand-parents and showing off all her new toys. One of which was a shopping till.
So I nip out to the kitchen and randomly decide to pick up a small chocolate cookie from the biscuit tin, then head back to my spot with the biscuit hid under my hand. Nell runs about asking everyone what they would like from the shops, and I ask her to buy me a cookie. She pretends to take money off me, runs off to the till, hits a few buttons then comes back over to me and pretends to hand me a cookie while saying "Here is your cookie daddy". Thanks say I, and spin my hand over showing her the real cookie which was out of view, then take a big bite out of it.
"Wha? Uh? You got a cookie? Nanny..." she managed while pointing at me and yanking her nan's jumper like mad. Spun her right out.
This most probs explains why she's a right wind up bastard now :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 12:42,
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