Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Most parents do it to their kids, but it's universally acceptedHow's this for a mind-fuck for a 6-year old:
Father Christmas will only come to your house if you're sleeping.
Child is a bundle of nervous excitement so obviously can't sleep.
Lack of sleep increases fear that said Mr Christmas won't appear therefore preventing sleep for hours on end.
Child eventually falls asleep through exhaustion but is grumpy the whole of Christmas Day through sleep deprevation.
Next year I'll be telling my kids that Father Christmas comes regardless of whether they're awake or asleep. It's mental torture otherwise.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:09, 1 reply)
If he still believes in father christmas then it doesn't matter what you tell him. He'll still be a retard.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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