Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Frogs don't pooManaged to convince the missus that frogs don't poo like other animals. They instead excrete it through their skin, hence many frogs being poisonous.
Managed to keep it going until she started telling her mates, at which point my behind-hand guffawing gave it away.
Any statement I make is now treated with the highest suspicion, and has to be independently verified before it can be used in conversation.
(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)
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