Fucked *with* - and deservably so
Back in the day, my flatmate came back from a weekend away to find the large, homegrown stock of spuds, apples and pears that his loving mum had given him a few days previously, all mashed together into a large impact smear on the pavement outside our gaff. It was identifiable as his produce, he told me later, because as he examined it another apple flew out of our 2nd story kitchen window and bounced off his head. Upon entering our kitchen he discovered the explanation - myself and a fellow psychic voyager, sitting on the floor tripping our little tits off and carefully examaning his fruit and veg, piece by piece. As he entered I was heard to say 'this one's a human head as well' before flinging yet another potato out of the window. He was, I'm sure you'll agree, absolutely entitled to some payback considering we'd just destroyed his dinner for the next fortnight. Hence his greeting of 'Oh, hi guys! Look! I can swallow my whole arm!' before stuffing his hand in his mouth. Cue 2x acid-crazed food thieves screaming like children and totally losing what little remained of their minds...
(scunnydelight, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:45, Reply)