Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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stupid furry animalsyou know those little fluffy grey things on a willow tree that turn into catkins? i managed to sell quite a few of those to my classmates as pets, telling them that they were in a state of hibernation and would emerge in a week or so as cute little furry butterflies, that could be trained.
as the week passed and nothing happened, i told them that they'd clearly not looked after their "pets" properly and, as a result, they'd died during hibernation.
you may well think i was being a cunt, but we were 14 years old at the time. i really didn't think they'd have been that stupid.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 16:59,
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You mean pussies??as in Pussy Willow? There is a well-know gardening catalogue that sells willow shrubs by highlighting that 'lovely furry pussies open into golden catkins'
Fnarr fnarr. Snick.
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Sallyrsm, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 19:51,
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that's the buggers(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:34,
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14? really?did you all have an extra chromosome?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:15,
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not me, nobut there's no point trying it on with intelligent kids, is there?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:33,
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