Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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I had neighbours like that onceDespite repeated and very polite requests to stop the noise, despite myself and the council writing them letters asking them to be good neigbours, the dumb chav scum would whack the volume up time and time again. In this case it was angry-wanky gun-totin' bitch slappin' rap.
I cut their heads off with a samurai sword and hung their heads on stakes along my garden wall.
I may have dreamed that, what I actually did was complain to the council, who did precisely fuck all and the neighbours fucked with my head instead.
Happy days of life in the UK.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 16:43,
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One thing (the only thing?) I miss about living in suburbia USA is being able to phone the police if the neighbors are loud after 11. The cops turn up and everything!
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Yup, they do here too.It's great.
Even the drunkest swaggering mouth-on-a-stick will STFU when the cops arrive.
And if the cops don't turn up, these silly wooden houses burn so easily.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:52,
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