Sitting with my sister, her husband, and their friends around the table.
All of us very, very stoned on massive drugs, an agreeable silence fell upon us, and the noise of Saturday evening television from the next room pervaded.

"What IS that cacophany?!" asked her husband, mellow-wise and thoughtful.

"No thanks" I replied, "I'd prefer tea."

The silence became stilted and confused.

"We haven't even GOT any coffee." said sis.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:16, 5 replies)

so your story is....

you got stoned and didn't have coffee?

;o)

I still loves ya vaggy vagina :oP
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:59, closed)

No.
My story is about me sitting with my sister, her husband, and their friends around the table.

All of us were very, very stoned on massive drugs. An agreeable silence fell upon us, and the noise of Saturday evening television from the next room pervaded.

"What IS that cacophany?!" asked her husband, mellow-wise and thoughtful.

"No thanks" I replied, "I'd prefer tea."

The silence became stilted and confused.

"We haven't even GOT any coffee." said sis.


Duh.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:12, closed)

I'm looking for the "Messing with people's heads" angle

not having coffee isn't "Messing with people's heads" is it?

or are you "Messing with people's heads" by posting a pointless dull story about massive drugs & not having coffee

GAHHH you've messed with my head. I bow to your outstanding Machiavellian skills
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:29, closed)

Come now, Sir - I offer that you're being unnecessarily harsh.
'Tis a good story of confusion, is it not?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:35, closed)

It's becoming
one.
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