Messing with people's headsTheophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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So I'm walking down the streetand this bum comes up, "Spare change?"
So I sez "No thanks I've got plenty."
The bum just stands there confused, or maybe he's just wondering why today of all days he didn't have his switchblade in his boot.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:58, 2 replies)
On the day of Princess Diana's funeralI played "bowling with tyres" across a deserted car park with 2 tramps who'd clearly been at the sauce all day.
They didn't known why the shops were shut and neither did I, I'd only popped into the city to buy a bike. It was only when the church bells started ringing that I remembered and realised what the fuck was happening. As we rolled this old tyre one of them launched into a wonderful slurred treatise on the benefits of having a truly free mind and the time to enjoy it.
It was almost a thing of beauty watching these two gentlemen of the road focus so hard on rolling a tyre. Completely sober, I still didn't beat them, they both scored direct hits on the bollard.
As I departed I gave them enough cash to get wasted again, I thought I owed them that at least.
It remains one of the strangest memories of my life and although it contains no reference to messing with people's heads, I like it very much, much more so than most of the other stuff posted this week.
Some time I must tell you about the gerbil I had when I was 11.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:39,
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When I was 10I had a guinea pig. I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
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