Messing with people's heads
Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
( , Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.
( , Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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On the day of Princess Diana's funeral
I played "bowling with tyres" across a deserted car park with 2 tramps who'd clearly been at the sauce all day.
They didn't known why the shops were shut and neither did I, I'd only popped into the city to buy a bike. It was only when the church bells started ringing that I remembered and realised what the fuck was happening. As we rolled this old tyre one of them launched into a wonderful slurred treatise on the benefits of having a truly free mind and the time to enjoy it.
It was almost a thing of beauty watching these two gentlemen of the road focus so hard on rolling a tyre. Completely sober, I still didn't beat them, they both scored direct hits on the bollard.
As I departed I gave them enough cash to get wasted again, I thought I owed them that at least.
It remains one of the strangest memories of my life and although it contains no reference to messing with people's heads, I like it very much, much more so than most of the other stuff posted this week.
Some time I must tell you about the gerbil I had when I was 11.
( , Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:39, 1 reply)
I played "bowling with tyres" across a deserted car park with 2 tramps who'd clearly been at the sauce all day.
They didn't known why the shops were shut and neither did I, I'd only popped into the city to buy a bike. It was only when the church bells started ringing that I remembered and realised what the fuck was happening. As we rolled this old tyre one of them launched into a wonderful slurred treatise on the benefits of having a truly free mind and the time to enjoy it.
It was almost a thing of beauty watching these two gentlemen of the road focus so hard on rolling a tyre. Completely sober, I still didn't beat them, they both scored direct hits on the bollard.
As I departed I gave them enough cash to get wasted again, I thought I owed them that at least.
It remains one of the strangest memories of my life and although it contains no reference to messing with people's heads, I like it very much, much more so than most of the other stuff posted this week.
Some time I must tell you about the gerbil I had when I was 11.
( , Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:39, 1 reply)
When I was 10
I had a guinea pig. I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
( , Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:52, closed)
I had a guinea pig. I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
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