Messing with the Dark SideWe all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
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chthonic, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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When I were a wee lad......we played with a ouija board. Unwittingly unleashed a demon from hell who took over my body and used it's magical powers to subjugate the world, killng everyone but me. Then it went home and left me in that empty world. But I didn't mind. At least I had coffee. And all the wank mags I could reach. Eventually, I got a bit bored and did a bit of research into demonic posession. Turns out that if you crush a coconut with a tortoise shell it releases a kind of ooze, which you rub all over your body. When you've done this, you recall the demon and he gets trapped by the ooze stuff, which you simply wash off in the shower and wave goodbye down the plughole. After that, all of it's evil is undone. Hence, the world went back to normal and everyone was alive again. I think you should all be thanking me.
No apologies for length, I'm like Flash Gordon: I saved every one of you!
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mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 13:04,
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