Messing with the Dark Side
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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the thirteenth devil woooooo!
We did a Wonggy (how the fuck do you spell it?) board in our shed, there we're 8 of us. 1984 I think?
We managed to capture a spirit in our glass (yeah right!) Anyway the glass went crazzy spelling things out only we knew (oh my god! How do you know these things?, Because your moving the glass with your finger!)
Any way this thing then told us it was the 13th Devil (thought there was only one?) and it would do our bidding if we came back to the shed a midnight.
At this point being only 6 I was a bit frightened, but my older bothers and friends said yeh lets do it, but just incase this Devil dude got nasty, we should get hold of some holy water, to throw at it! (As if that would help?)
So I was dispatched to our local church. ''Excuse mw Vicar can I have some holy water from your font'' ''All water is holy my child'' ''Oh for fucks sake!'' Says my older brother.
Midnight drew close as we approched the shed! I was shitting my pants and ready to run, being out late in our large back garden was scary enough, just incase the ghost of Punch Adam got you (thats another tale).
''Theres a blue mist in the shed!'' ''Fuck this I'm off''!
Was there a blue mist?
Was there a Devil?
Was it my older brothers and next door nieghbour twating about?
But that night everyone returned from the shed unharmed! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 15:49, Reply)
We did a Wonggy (how the fuck do you spell it?) board in our shed, there we're 8 of us. 1984 I think?
We managed to capture a spirit in our glass (yeah right!) Anyway the glass went crazzy spelling things out only we knew (oh my god! How do you know these things?, Because your moving the glass with your finger!)
Any way this thing then told us it was the 13th Devil (thought there was only one?) and it would do our bidding if we came back to the shed a midnight.
At this point being only 6 I was a bit frightened, but my older bothers and friends said yeh lets do it, but just incase this Devil dude got nasty, we should get hold of some holy water, to throw at it! (As if that would help?)
So I was dispatched to our local church. ''Excuse mw Vicar can I have some holy water from your font'' ''All water is holy my child'' ''Oh for fucks sake!'' Says my older brother.
Midnight drew close as we approched the shed! I was shitting my pants and ready to run, being out late in our large back garden was scary enough, just incase the ghost of Punch Adam got you (thats another tale).
''Theres a blue mist in the shed!'' ''Fuck this I'm off''!
Was there a blue mist?
Was there a Devil?
Was it my older brothers and next door nieghbour twating about?
But that night everyone returned from the shed unharmed! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 15:49, Reply)
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