Messing with the Dark SideWe all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
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chthonic, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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Don't call the ghost a turdWhen I was still living at home strange things used to happen - noises, smells, cold spots and a strange man who used to watch you wee.(Yvette Twatty Fielding eat your heart out). My mum used to deny the existence of the cheeky-chappy but absolutely refused to go into my bedroom alone where most of the 'activity' was.
Some friends came round one day and I was telling them the latest happenings. One of them, a previous non-believer, was seriously taking the piss. "There's no such thing and anyway, I bet whoever he is he is a right TURD". Suddenly there is an almightly BOOM from upstairs and the lights go out: I've never seen anyone run so fast with a damp patch in their kecks. Hee hee.
The best bit was as my brother, who we didn't know was in, came tumbling downstairs laughing his pants off after having pressed the circuit breaker, the naughty scamp.
Pervy ghost got his own back though - as he started to feel my nipples after that in bed :/
(, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 10:26, Reply)
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