Messing with the Dark SideWe all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
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chthonic, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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ghost busters dont cross the streams!Once we were going to take the dog for a walk but couldn't find the umbrella, so we went with out it, when we returned..... bom bom boooooom it was in the middle of the lounge! Why the fuck would a ghost use an umbrella?
When I was about 10 me and my friends used to go ghost hunting, my friend had a pupett crockadile on his hand... I forgett his name (the crocadile's)
Any way there was this storm drain where we thought a ghost lived. Any way this kid was quite serious about ghosts.
One day we found an old CO2 Fire exstinwishheerrr (sp?) So we ran to this kids house and told him we had seen the ghost in the old wood. So he and croc hand came with us.
When we got there, one of my mates was in an old shed with the exstinwisher (cant fucking spell!) We told the kid the ghost was inside, just as he built up enough bottle to open the shed door, my mate let go with the CO2, croc hand shat his pants and ran off!
Funny as fuck!
If your bored go to your local church and ask the vicar if you can borrow some holy water. Report to me what he says.
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