Messing with the Dark Side
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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i bored at work so thats why i'm posting so many stories!
At uni my mates went to see The Tony Blair Witch Project. (I didn't go as I was pooning some tart) They came home being very scared and gay! (not touching each other, just going on about ghosties) One of my mates was actually scared of going to bed.
Hense the pranks!
Firstly we did the old fuse box thing in the middle of the night. we switched it off then I put my hand into his room and turned his light on, so we could then flick the trip switch on and off to make his light come on and off. He appeared in the hall asking ''Is that you guys fucking about?'' No reply from the cupboard we were hiding in.
Then the next night I tied a piece of cotten to his chair leg, and pulled it when he was asleep, we heard a scream like a girl from his room.
This prompoted him to ask if he could stay in my room and I'll have his, so we swapped and I had a bigger room! Remember this kids, you can get the bigger room in your uni house.
The final act was when we were pissed and he was fast asleep, to sneak into his new room wearing black robes (dressing gowns with hoods) and candals and 4 of use stood round his bed chanting, he woke up and screamed like a Goatsie victim!
Class!
I dont beleave in ghosts it's all in the mind, I've often seen spooky things like a towel hanging in the dark thats being blown by the wind and thought fuck me a ghoooosty! Then walked up to it, no it's a towel in a vage human form in the dark, blowing in the wind.
If you do see a ghos,t run and have a closer look to see if it really is? Whats it goin to do to you if it is one! Boo! ARRRRRRGH!
and anyone who thinks I wasn't dreaming! You were it's very possible to have very real dreams, dont eat chedder before you go to bed. Oh and a shit load of cider dose ne help either!
( , Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:55, Reply)
At uni my mates went to see The Tony Blair Witch Project. (I didn't go as I was pooning some tart) They came home being very scared and gay! (not touching each other, just going on about ghosties) One of my mates was actually scared of going to bed.
Hense the pranks!
Firstly we did the old fuse box thing in the middle of the night. we switched it off then I put my hand into his room and turned his light on, so we could then flick the trip switch on and off to make his light come on and off. He appeared in the hall asking ''Is that you guys fucking about?'' No reply from the cupboard we were hiding in.
Then the next night I tied a piece of cotten to his chair leg, and pulled it when he was asleep, we heard a scream like a girl from his room.
This prompoted him to ask if he could stay in my room and I'll have his, so we swapped and I had a bigger room! Remember this kids, you can get the bigger room in your uni house.
The final act was when we were pissed and he was fast asleep, to sneak into his new room wearing black robes (dressing gowns with hoods) and candals and 4 of use stood round his bed chanting, he woke up and screamed like a Goatsie victim!
Class!
I dont beleave in ghosts it's all in the mind, I've often seen spooky things like a towel hanging in the dark thats being blown by the wind and thought fuck me a ghoooosty! Then walked up to it, no it's a towel in a vage human form in the dark, blowing in the wind.
If you do see a ghos,t run and have a closer look to see if it really is? Whats it goin to do to you if it is one! Boo! ARRRRRRGH!
and anyone who thinks I wasn't dreaming! You were it's very possible to have very real dreams, dont eat chedder before you go to bed. Oh and a shit load of cider dose ne help either!
( , Fri 21 Apr 2006, 13:55, Reply)
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