Messing with the Dark SideWe all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
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chthonic, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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I had the misfortune of living with a psychopathMy saga started in October last year, when a 30 stone sexual deviant monster moved into my house. We shall call her Fatto, for I have repressed her real name. This was a real person, I should point out. The ghost hasn't come into play yet.
Upon moving in, Fatto immediately announced that the house was haunted. We live in an old Victorian house, so I suppose that's plausible. Certainly, we got weird draughts and creaks once in a while. Fatto was gifted with psychic powers, apparently, and informed us our ghost was called Arthur. He had never caused us any trouble at all, but I suppose he must have taken against Fatto, as once she'd moved in he:
-Smeared shit everywhere (human and otherwise).
-Stole money from my purse.
-Broke my housemate's laptop.
-Sent us death threats from Fatto's mobile.
-Put a poo in the microwave.
Bloody poltergeists, eh?
As an epilogue, it turned out Fatto was on bail for arson and one day disappeared from our house taking all her belongings (and rather a lot of money). And from that day, Arthur has been calm again...
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Queen of Cheesecake, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 15:08,
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