
We all like to tell stories about the *spooky* things that happen when people mess around with Ouija boards, hexes and spells.
A friend had wierd banging noises in his house for months and was deeply, deeply worried that it was the result of getting drunk and attempting to summon the devil.*
What's scared the crud out of you after you've played with the dark side?
* it turned out to be a tramp living in his attic (no, really). Also, -5 points for rubbish Star Wars jokes
( , Thu 20 Apr 2006, 11:58)
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... so logically enough, come Halloween we had a massive fancy-dress party. The only spooky thing to happen was that several extra bottles of fine wine materialised during the evening, so that by the end of it we'd actually made a profit in terms of alcohol - surely a first for any student party?
Oh, and to get the obvious gags in, yes, it was in the dead centre of town; the neighbours were quiet; and the only spirits we contacted were the distilled souls of dead wheat, rye and barley...
( , Sun 23 Apr 2006, 16:41, Reply)
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