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This is a question Midlife Crisis

I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?

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Mid life
There is no medical definition for a Breakdown or crisis.
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:41, 6 replies)
what is this i don't even
are you admitting to noncery, online?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:42, closed)
Nah, Rory's "Light in Chains" these days

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:45, closed)

I doubt Rory's light in anything. It must take an awful lot of comfort eating to compensate for being such an unremittingly tedious spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:46, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:52, closed)
oh come on now, the man has clearly stated that he has 'frisky fun'.
i bet he's fighting them off with a shitty stick.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:53, closed)
So
you're a skinny 50 year old that looks like a child, has no car, and hangs around with teenagers?

Wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:22, closed)
And he has commitment issues, it seems.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:35, closed)
An excellent summary.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:19, closed)

This is clearly referencing something, but I don't know what. Best guess thus far is Peter Pan or Paul Gadd.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:07, closed)
Fucking hell.
I hope to fuck this is one of my hilarious comedy accounts otherwise this is way beyond fucking grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:25, closed)
Mid life
Symptoms can last 6 weeks or 6 months
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Thu 2 May 2013, 21:49, closed)
What the fuck are you talking about?

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:06, closed)
Learn English, you feeble-witted tweenage prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 May 2013, 22:47, closed)
oh god the actual horror.
has anyone called 101?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 May 2013, 6:55, closed)
You and ringofyre should mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:29, closed)
Mid Life
Anti depressants are often prescribed
(luckylife , 0 guests and 3 bots are online, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:25, closed)
Please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm struggling a bit here.
But are you saying that you had a secretive surgical procedure 13 years ago to turn you into some sort of Benjamin Button paedophile?

Oh. You've edited. Poor form.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:04, closed)
that's how I read it

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 4 May 2013, 10:57, closed)
Are you spamming some paedo skin wrinkle treatment?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 4 May 2013, 11:54, closed)
...and yes I said yes I will yes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 May 2013, 16:19, closed)
I smirked knowingly at this and felt a little bit pleased with myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Sat 4 May 2013, 19:54, closed)

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