Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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I once lost a fingernailby slamming it in a car door. It was in secondary school and got me out of playing rugby every week for two months.
Instead of excusing me from games, they made me run circuits round the pitches for the entire length of training.
Bastards.
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Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:49,
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