Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Fingernails on my right handBack at primary school, there were no urinals in the boys loos for some reason. We had to queue up and wait.*
Anyway, the boy in front goes into a cubicle, I lean nonchalantly on the door frame waiting my turn, and he shuts the door.
Crushing my fingers in the hinge. Doctor had to drill at the base of each nail to relieve the pressure and a few hours later each nail sort of fell off. Luckily they grew back about a week later, or I'd be like Beadle and Anthony Head.
The school reacted to my idiocy by installing little wooden blocks in each cubicle, making it impossible to shut the door. Christ knows how many more that traumatised.
*probably so we knew what it was like for women everywhere. It was that sort of school
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