Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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My neighbourdecided it would be a good idea to operate a band-saw after half a pint of whisky. It's amazing how loud a drunk person can scream when they're cut off the end of their finger.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 19:05,
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