Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Tragic Cricketing AccidentI was playing cricket without a box so you can probably guess the rest. I lost 50% of my descendants and whilst I was curled up on the ground going MMNNNGGggg next to the cricket ball that had done all the damage our illustrious team captain (Who due to lack of brain cells appeared to be oblivious to my state) was screaming at me to throw the ball. All I could do was whimper "I think I already have"
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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:19,
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