Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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When I was very young and my Father still bathed me,*mnngh* he used to make a hammock out of a giant beach towel and swing me around in it for japes.
One said bath-evening, I climbed out of the tub and sat in my towely-hammock to be swung around in the said manner. He picked up both ends of the towel and swayed me backwards only to lose grip of one end of the towel and send me flying face-first into the door-handle. I lost a front tooth and had a nasty ulcer develop in the gap until the adult tooth grew through it and split it. Eww.
On another note, a leper I once knew screwed a whore. He let her keep the tip.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:33, Reply)
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