Missing body parts
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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One happpy day in August...
.. My mum decided to race me down the hill to our house. She ran, I was on a crappy little scooter. I noticed myself rapidly speeding up before, yes, that's right, I went over a loose paving stone and fell flat on my face.
I lost half of my two front teeth. This was understandably pretty upsetting, so I put the teeth in milk in an attempt to save them. It didn't work.
Let's just say me and my mum don't race down hills any more...
( , Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:02, Reply)
.. My mum decided to race me down the hill to our house. She ran, I was on a crappy little scooter. I noticed myself rapidly speeding up before, yes, that's right, I went over a loose paving stone and fell flat on my face.
I lost half of my two front teeth. This was understandably pretty upsetting, so I put the teeth in milk in an attempt to save them. It didn't work.
Let's just say me and my mum don't race down hills any more...
( , Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:02, Reply)
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