Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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I friend of mine was cleaning his motorcyclewith it on its stand and the engine running. He wanted to wipe excess oil off the chain, so put it in gear and let the clutch out. With the back wheel off the ground, the chain and wheel were spinning freely and he held a cloth to the chain. Unfortuneatly for him, the cloth, and his finger got caught between the chain and the sproket. As it moved round, it pulled tight, crushing the finger. When it got to the chain guard it tried to pull his hand in, but that wouldn't fit, so it pulled his finger off instead!
The good news about all this is that he got a hilarious rubbery prosthetic finger. Girls love that y'know.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:10,
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