Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Face OffI tried to kill myself recently, but what actually happened was my dog ate my face whilst i was in a drug induced comatose state. Fancy that!
Some doctors did a great job of giving me a new face, so now i feel a bit chirlish about trying to kill myself again.
One thing's for sure, if i do have another go, the fucking dog is staying in the garden.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:28, Reply)
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