Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Rare ConditionI have a rare condition where i temporarily lose my mind.
Memory loss follows these episodes, followed by a stinking headache and the discovery that i've 'lost' all my money and gained several bruises all over my body. A degree of embarrassment is always felt, but i'm never entirely sure why.
This usually happens on Fridays and Saturdays.
Doctors are baffled.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:48, Reply)
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