Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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I saw a poster in a doctors' waiting room once......that was titled, "Do YOU {pointy hand clipart} know anyone without a spleen?"
WTF?
I have to admit that, before or since, no-one has ever introduced themselves detailing such a physiological deficit, neither has it ever come up in conversation. With anyone. Also, no-one has ever piped up on a night out or whatever saying "Oh fuck, I've lost me spleen - If I had a quid for every time etc etc" Just hasn't happened - don't ask me why.
But what about everybody else? Do YOU {pointy hand clipart} know anyone without a spleen? And if so, what the hell did they do with it?
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 12:48, Reply)
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