Missing body parts
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Big Fight With Dad
My Dad went a bit "mental" once after the loss of my Mum (which he was totally responsible for, but that's another story ...)
Anyway, I once had this MASSIVE fight with my father, resulting in him slicing my entire hand off with a fucking hot sword, you really couldn't imagine the pain I was in.
Anyway, after many hours of painful surgery, I was fitted with a prosthetic hand and fingers.
Which was nice.
I didn't want to rule the universe with him anyway.
(Pop!)
( , Fri 2 Jun 2006, 13:08, Reply)
My Dad went a bit "mental" once after the loss of my Mum (which he was totally responsible for, but that's another story ...)
Anyway, I once had this MASSIVE fight with my father, resulting in him slicing my entire hand off with a fucking hot sword, you really couldn't imagine the pain I was in.
Anyway, after many hours of painful surgery, I was fitted with a prosthetic hand and fingers.
Which was nice.
I didn't want to rule the universe with him anyway.
(Pop!)
( , Fri 2 Jun 2006, 13:08, Reply)
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