Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Fucking sandpaperOnce,at a bus stop,I was standing with a rather pikey kid (he once fucking tried to charge me the money he'd spent texting me!) and he'd stolen a load of sandpaper from the school woodwork rooms. As we'd been waiting for the bus for a good few hours,we got bored,and we wondered if it would hurt if you sandpapered your skin.
Me being the resident masochist,i rolled my sleeve up,and the pikey got to work on my arm. After a few seconds the sandpapered skin got fucking hot,and i told him to stop. I looked and i had a fucking massive piece of skin rubbed away,it stung like fuck,and for the next few weeks,gross skin goo stuck my sleeves to the scab.
I seem to loose abnormal amounts of skin,on the pavement from a hoem made go kart accident,from allergic reactions to zit cream...I look like a fucking zombie a lot of the time.
Wow,just realised how much I say fuck..
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 13:19, Reply)
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