Painage of the worst variety....
...was having appendicitis and subsequent removal of appendix aged 12.

I was having severe stomach pains, so my mum took me to my doctors who referred me straight to A & E. Spewed diced carrot all over the car on the way, ended up at Birmingham kids hospital hanging out the window in agony, with vomit hanging from my chin.

From what I can remember the registrar, doctors and nurses had a debate about whether I would be admitted there or to adults A & E. Then they realised my appendix hadnt burst so got me into pre-op quicktime before it did. My mum, dad and three fine nurses were in the room, watching me writhe about in pain.

Then it happened.

Humiliated already by being undressed and put in a hospital gown in front of everyone, one of the nurses helped me to roll over on the bed and proceeded to insert a suppository up my arse in front of everyone. I was suffering a lot and couldnt protest but once my appendix was taken out and i was back at home recovering, all i could think of was my bum on show to the nurses.

Oh the shame.
( prem1um is full of life, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 13:32, Reply)