Missing body parts
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Weird stump finger
My Grandad is an engineer (is only in his early 60s) and has been since he left school,so he's had a fair few injuries. However,a few years ago,he managed to chop the end of his little finger off with a crowbar. He went to hospital and they told him they couldnt sew the bit of finger back on,so they just sewed up the end. They also put a little something in the finger to make the nail grow on the end of the creepy munchkin finger.
Now it just looks fucking horrid and odd,this little tiny dwarf finger. I'd have preferred a stump!
( , Fri 2 Jun 2006, 13:44, Reply)
My Grandad is an engineer (is only in his early 60s) and has been since he left school,so he's had a fair few injuries. However,a few years ago,he managed to chop the end of his little finger off with a crowbar. He went to hospital and they told him they couldnt sew the bit of finger back on,so they just sewed up the end. They also put a little something in the finger to make the nail grow on the end of the creepy munchkin finger.
Now it just looks fucking horrid and odd,this little tiny dwarf finger. I'd have preferred a stump!
( , Fri 2 Jun 2006, 13:44, Reply)
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