Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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LegOk, its not really missing as such but it doesnt feel like its there anymore.
Im part of a re-enactment group and hit myself in the knee with a 5 pound mace. Best bit was i was outside enjoying the fresh air talking to some peeps at the time and just swung it at my knee cap.
Result? Damaged nerve, permenant dead leg from knee down, cold foot (right one) and best bit is i cant move my foot, and it flaps when i walk so you always know when im behind you!
Appologies for length and girth? nah, i was gifted
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 16:26, Reply)
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