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This is a question Missing body parts

Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.

Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.

What have you lost, and where did you leave it?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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I have broken the same tooth twice. First time, i walked back home after watching a ska-band at a local music venue. having consumed about 12 pints of lager, i was none too stable, and therefore sought support by my sister, who kept me walking for most of the way home. After stumbling along for 15 minutes, we almost reached my house and i stupidly assumed i could walk the last 200 metres home on my own. After 3 metres i lost my balance again and smashed my face straight in a bottlebank, thus breaking the right of my front teeth.Dentist had to replace the missing piece with a (very nicely constructed, i must add) plastic tooth.
3 or 4 years later, i attended another gig at above mentioned venue. Later walked back to another bar to have a nightcap. About 10 nightcaps later, got my bike and started trying to get home. Got on my bike, rode it for about 5 feet, then fell off and smashed my face on the sidewalk. Friend proceeded to call cab in order to get me to his house. Went to the dentist again a couple of days later and found out that the piece that had broken off this time, was a piece of the plastic replacement that had been installed in the previous incident. Lucky me.
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:02, Reply)

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