Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Give 'em the fingerMany moons ago, i worked with this guy who only had a thumb on his right hand.
When i asked him he told me he had lost them at an earlier job. He worked as operator of a water-saw. For those not in the know; it's a machine that sprays water under huge pressure through tubes and they use this very highly pressurized water to cut sheets of iron.
One day, the machine broke down while he was in the middle of a sheet of iron. As one does, the idiot started pulling and pushing the sheet without turning the safety on, which resulted in the machine all of a sudden switching back on again, cutting off all four fingers on his right hand.
He proceeded to tell me that he had sued his employer, resulting in him getting a 100.000 bucks in compensation, which he spent on a 10 month booze-cocaine-expensive restaurant-classy hooker bender.
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:10, Reply)
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