
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Making a cheese sandwich when very drunk. The very sharp knife slipped off the cheese and slammed into my finger going in about halfway. The best part of the story is that when I was having surgery to sew it together the anasthetic did not work due to my pissed up state.
The end of your finger is one of the most sensitive parts of the body and I could feel the needle going in and out as the gaping cut was closed.
I tend to have a high pain tolerance now as nothing has since compared to what I went through that night.
( , Sat 3 Jun 2006, 12:10, Reply)
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