Missing body parts
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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i was working with my dads mates
me and norm got to this job and there was blood splattered allover the floor. so we arsks wat happened porky had just been taken to hospital missing a thumb. shiit. so theres a bit of skin sitting on the evil chopsaw. flicked the skin off the chopsaw. wait a minute skin doesnt make a clunk but bone does. shit
( , Sun 4 Jun 2006, 8:47, Reply)
me and norm got to this job and there was blood splattered allover the floor. so we arsks wat happened porky had just been taken to hospital missing a thumb. shiit. so theres a bit of skin sitting on the evil chopsaw. flicked the skin off the chopsaw. wait a minute skin doesnt make a clunk but bone does. shit
( , Sun 4 Jun 2006, 8:47, Reply)
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