Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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I'm missing...First, I'm missing various fragments of my teeth. Seeing
pieces of your teeth, covered in blood, fall into a
napkin place around your neck (bib?) is not fun. Nor is
not being able to eat anything that isn't room
temperature for a week.
Also, I'm missing a tooth in a rather odd way. I waseating jelly-bellies at the time (like five at the time) and I notice after a bit of a while that one of them is very, very hard. I try to bite it, nearly chipping a tooth, and then nearly swallow it when I realise something's not right. I spit out a tooth, split in two. Lovely way to ruin an appetite.
Lastly, I'm almost missing an eye. One day in the shitty intro to photography class, I was in the darkroom mixing the scary acids (98% acetic acid) when all of a sudden some idiot gets the bright idea to splash it. Onto my face. Que "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITWATERWATERWATERFUCKINGRETARD". Luckily, the stuff that splashed up had already been diltued and didn't do any damage.
(, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 9:13, Reply)
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