My missing bits.
I have not got any:

1: tonsils. I had to have them out in an emergency thanks to my tonsillitis that my retarded GP kept feeding my antibiotics for developed into quinsy and glandular fever and I got rather rapidly taken to A&E with a partially obstructed airway (which is classed as a generally bad thing by we medical professionals) and a temperature of 104F. Also bad. I saw some fantastic hallucinations though!

2: 4 teeth. removed due to an overcrowded jaw. Will have to have 4 wisdom teeth out soon.

3: Cyst in my right leg. Done under local anaesthetic and I now have an odd herniation there which sticks out. Funky, mind you.

4: Right thumbnail (it has now grown back) after breaking it trying to open a bottle of beer.

5: Nearly lost my foreskin thanks to a nasty zipper/penis interaction.

On my travels as a paramedic, I have seen virtually everything amputated. I think the most impressive was the bloke who sliced both his legs and his left arm off with a machete. Then started decapitating himself. Oddly, he was not that alive....another example of care in the community.

(PS: Emadex have you looked at www.bwts.org? I reckon the humour would appeal to you...ah it seems that it does. Fantastic!)
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