Missing body parts
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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My wife....
...lost her penis.
Sorry, it's probably already done but you wankers post too many stories for me to read.
No, fuck you.
TAXI!
( , Sun 4 Jun 2006, 22:07, Reply)
...lost her penis.
Sorry, it's probably already done but you wankers post too many stories for me to read.
No, fuck you.
TAXI!
( , Sun 4 Jun 2006, 22:07, Reply)
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