
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Apparently according to the cold hearted life-force sucker I was married to up until last month I am devoid of the body parts necessary for intimacy and adult conversation. She was told this by Oprah Winfrey and Dr Phil repeatedly.
( , Mon 5 Jun 2006, 12:13, Reply)
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