Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Not so very jolly hockey sticksas I am reminded daily as I brush most of my teeth. This is the result of charging directly towards an opposing player about to shoot from a short corner. Silly bastard panicked and smacked the ball straight into my face. Ouch, bleed, instant swollen face and false tooth for life.
Oh, I've just remembered the guy who used to work in Paramount Bookshop in Manchester who had two prosthetic Action Man style hands- I always wondered how that happened; he was a whiz at the till though...
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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Mon 5 Jun 2006, 13:23,
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