Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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One nippleNot me, but a bloke I know caught his nipple on a hook in the wall, whilst slightly under the influence, running after another guy. He kept running, unaware that his nipple had ripped off and was now hanging from said hook. He only has one nipple now.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 11:57,
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