Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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My mate Dave hasn't got any legsPoor sod had both legs amputated at the hip. I took him out clubbing once but the bouncers threw him out.
I asked them why.
They said he was assing around on the dancefloor.
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(, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 13:53, Reply)
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