Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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ALMOST a nutWhen I was about 16 some girl in my year I hardly knew anyway was stood there giggling with her friends at me. Thinking I was being admired, I just thought I'd act cool and as if nothing was happening.
Unfortunately, they were planning an assassination. Said girl walks up to me calmly and coldbloodedly kicks me as hard as she can in the bollocks. Good lord it hurt. She had really swung her leg backwards and towards my nuts in a perfect arc. Of course, all I could do then was collapse and remain in the foetal position for a full 20 minutes, the guys all pale and staying in a little group so that the same thing doesn't happen to them and the girls still laughing for about 5 minutes.
However, when my tears started streaming down my face they realised something might be wrong and the school matron was brought, who felt me up in front of pretty much the WHOLE SCHOOL, something I wasn't proud about not that I cared, and she called an ambulance. I was fine though, just a "bruised testicle" or something. Phew!
apologies for length, it's my first time!
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 13:53,
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