Missing body parts
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
Now there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
( , Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Lost my front tooth
When I was a teenager, peddling very fast down a hill, old-fashioned speedometer on front wheel wasn't working so I kicked it, missed and foot went between the spokes of the wheel. Front wheel stopped dead, I continued over handlebars, landed smack onto road, bits of tooth everywhere, and then the bloody bike landed on my back. It hurt.
( , Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:52, Reply)
When I was a teenager, peddling very fast down a hill, old-fashioned speedometer on front wheel wasn't working so I kicked it, missed and foot went between the spokes of the wheel. Front wheel stopped dead, I continued over handlebars, landed smack onto road, bits of tooth everywhere, and then the bloody bike landed on my back. It hurt.
( , Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:52, Reply)
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