Missing body partsNow there are some bits of your body you don't mind losing - my dad's just got rid of a kidney stone, my own tonsils once tried to asphyxiate me, and nobody wants warts.
Other bits are more useful - a family friend recently lost an arm... which would be OK if his job wasn't managing dis-armament talks.
What have you lost, and where did you leave it?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 18:22)
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Teeth again - I know, i'm fed up of teeth stories tooBut I have ten (10) secondary teeth missing, all of my wisdom teeth & some of my molars, so despite being 29 I still have milk teeth.
At my last ever orthodontist session when I was 15 he took another cast of my teeth.
Me: "If this is my last session, why do you need another cast?"
Orthodontist: "To show at seminars because your teeth are so unusual"
Me: "So i'm to be paraded around by your sick dentist buddies as a freaky curiosity huh?"
Orthodontist: "Look, just have some of this gas"
Me: "Do I have to? It has weird side effects, I always wake up with a sore bum"
Ahem, sorry about that. Long story short, I am missing 10 secondary teeth & somewhere out there is my cast used to entertain orthodontists. Those crazy kids.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jun 2006, 14:58,
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